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“Get ready to chuckle alongside your old man with this collection of 20 hilariously 20 clean jokes! From pun-tastic punchlines to witty one-liners, these family-friendly quips are perfect for sharing a laugh and bonding with your dad. Whether you’re lounging on the couch or enjoying a road trip together, these jokes are guaranteed to bring smiles and lighthearted moments to your time spent with dad. So grab a seat, get comfy, and get ready for some quality father-child laughter!”
NEXT GRADE CLEAN JOKE
“My son has been in first grade for three years! When will you finally stop giving him only low grades in arithmetic and move him to the next class?”
“When he tells me what the next class is.”
FRIENDS MEETING JOKE
“Shall I pour you some whiskey?”
“No, I’m driving.”
“Why did you come by car? You should leave it at home.”
“I was in a hurry – I thought you’d start drinking without me!”
POLYGAMY JOKE
Why is polygamy prohibited?
After all, it is much easier for three women to support a man than!
NOKIA 3310 JOKE
“Dad, buy me a new phone, please.”
“Son, we agreed, if the old one breaks, we’ll immediately buy a new one.”
“Dad, but I have a Nokia 3310”
FUNERAL JOKES
A sex worker died. Funeral. Two men talking:
“Finally they are together..”
“Who?”
“Legs.”
SECURITY JOKE
The security guard Tony, who turns on the school bell every day according to the schedule, does not know that according to the documents in the accounting department, he is an security electronic artificial intelligence module worth 1 million dollars.
BAN JOKE
Let’s ban women from education until the 20th century, and then say that they didn’t invent much because they were uninformed?
LOST JOKE
Two men got lost in the woods, one says:
“Well, shoot, maybe someone will respond.”
“The second shot – no one responded.”
“Shoot again.” Silence again.
“Shoot!”
“I can’t, I’m out of arrows.”
OPINION JOKE
When a woman asks a man his opinion, she wants him to guess and not express his own.
BATTERY JOKE
The wife of the director of a battery factory bites him during sex so that he lasts a little longer.
ONLINE SCHOOL JOKE
Dear parents! We kindly ask you to donate money to fix bugs in the online school by the end of the week!
WRONG TIME JOKE
Losers are never late, but they always arrive at the wrong time.
SIRI JOKE
“After 800 meters turn right…”
“After 500 meters turn left…”
“Lose 10 kilograms…”
“Tony, I’m not foolish and I can distinguish your voice from the navigator.”
MONKEY CLEAN JOKE
No man, no problem, said the monkey, and after weighing the pros and cons, she refused to pick up the stick.
TRAVEL AGENCY JOKE
“Hello.”
“Good afternoon. I’m Inna, travel agency manager.”
“I want to rest.”
“How much money do you have?”
“100 dollars.”
“For this money you can relax with me for 2 hours.”
FOOD CAT JOKE
My husband reproached me for cooking for the cat more often than for him.
Now I’m thinking: should I admit that I only cook for the cat, and my husband just finishes the leftovers?
BEATY JOKE
“What is commonly valued in women?”
“Beauty.”
“And in men?”
“The ability to appreciate female beauty.”
FINGER JOKE
“Give me at least one example of how studying mathematics will help me in real life!”
“You just showed two fingers.”
POOR COUNTRY
How to get rid of refugees?
The best way to avoid attracting migrants from poor countries is to become a poor country.
WORKING TIME JOKE
If I die, I hope it will happen somewhere around eight in the morning, so that it doesn’t turn out that I went to work in vain.
LUCK JOKE
Parents! If your child does not buy condoms at 18, it means one of two things:
-Or he’s been lucky so far.
-Or he still has no luck.
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