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“20 Clean Jokes to Laugh with Your Friends” is a delightful collection of witty quips and humorous anecdotes guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and brighten any gathering. From clever wordplay to light-hearted observations about everyday life, these jokes are perfect for sharing with friends of all ages. Whether you’re enjoying a cozy night in or a lively get-together, these clean jokes will evoke laughter and create lasting memories. So grab your pals, gather around, and get ready to giggle your way through this entertaining compilation of humor!
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A dog has the right to walk one person.
The person must be muzzled, with a document and on a leash.
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It seems to me that Greta Thunberg will no longer be allowed to write letters to Santa Claus.
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Playgrounds now look like they were used for murder.
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Hello, dear, I’m in the store. What should I take?
– Are you wearing a mask?
– Yes.
– Take the cash.
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It is harmful to eat at night – in the morning there is nothing left…
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Ad: “A single man seeks a single woman for joint quarantine.”
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If you are attacked by a robber at night, the best way to protect yourself is to sneeze at him!
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I decided to grow food at home.
Does anyone have sausage seeds?
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I came home with my husband from the store.
Removed the masks. It turned out that my husband is not mine!
Be vigilant!
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If you have a glass of wine or a glass of whiskey in each hand, you will have nothing to touch your face with.
Don’t thank me!
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Today is the thirty-second day since I can’t start my “month without alcohol” marathon.
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Don’t you think that the word “observation” most accurately describes the actions of the authorities in any difficult situation?
Judging by the way people wear masks, they are most afraid of infecting the chin with the coronavirus.
Two blondes are talking. One of them asks the other:
-Honey, when you make love, do you talk to your husband?
-Yes, if he calls me!
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An ant goes under an elephant, and this one dung right over it. After 2 hours, the ant comes out from under the dung and says, “God, he hit me right in the eye!
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Three bats on a branch.
The first one flies after an hour comes back, full of blood, and says: “Do you see that herd of cows? I sucked all the blood from them”
The second one flies and after 30 minutes comes back full of blood: “Do you see that flock of lambs? I sucked them up.”
The third flies, after 2 minutes comes back full of blood: “Do you see the church tower?”
“Yes”, the others are responded.
“I didn’t see it”, the last bat said.
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Three blondes walk into a bar. All happy, dancing and singing. The bartender, after all, asks them what they’re celebrating. One of them explains to him: ”We just finished a puzzle and it took us only 3 months within.”
“And what with that”, the bartender asked
“But on the box it is indicated up to 2-4 years!”
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“What does a parasite mean? You can answer me with your words, the teacher encourages the student.”
“Something that sits on someone else’s back.”
“Very good! Can you give me an example?”
“The backpack.”
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A child returns from the first day of school and tells his parents:
“I’m done! I’m not going to school anymore!”
Parents ask:
“Why?”
To which the child answers:
“ I can’t writing! I can’t reading! And I can’t even talk!”
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“Dad, can I watch TV?”
The father answers:
“Yes but just do not turn it on!”
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