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-Your wife screams during sex.
-No.
-It was not a question.
What kind of gender equality are we talking about if when a woman is compared to a cat, then she is sexy, and when a man is compared to a cat, then he is fat and arrogant?
Woman at an appointment with a psychotherapist:
– Doctor, I can’t understand whether I love my husband.
– Why do you doubt it?
– Because during sex I always think about something other than him.
– And about whom?
– About who I am currently having sex with.
Young people in moments of intimacy. She:
– How beautiful you are! Do you know how nice it is to have sex with a handsome man?
He hesitated a little:
– No!
An old lady is asked: “Don’t you think that there is more sex in cinema now?”
After thinking a little, she answers: “I usually sit in the first row and don’t pay attention to what’s happening behind…
-Honey, why did you scream so much during sex?
-Oh, I had such a terrible dream…
-Why did you divorce?
-Because of sex.
-What do you mean, you rarely did it?
-Often, but not at the same time.
-Mary, how many sexual partners have you had?
-Three. Oh, no, I remembered an incident. Nine!
-Let’s order pizza and fuck?
-No!
-Don’t you like pizza?!
A girl says to a guy:
-I have a taboo on sex with a married man!
-Poor guy you’ll marry.
-After my husband returned from your clinic, he lost all interest in sex and in me as a woman!
-But we are just a laser vision correction clinic.
-My wife and I are doing great. In sex – she is excellent, she cooks – super, but there is no commonality of interests.
-How is that?
-I’m having sex, and she’s from the kitchen: go eat, go eat!
In a sex shop, a salesman says to an older buyer of an inflatable woman:
-And my advice to you, don’t inflate the rubber woman too quickly, otherwise it will turn out that the lady is ready, and your head will spin…
Parents! If your child does not buy condoms at 18, it means one of two things:
- Or he’s been lucky so far.
- Or he still has no luck.
— Last night my boyfriend and I made love for 3 hours. We played the role-playing game “Doctor and Patient”. He made me wait in line for 2 hours and 57 minutes.
Conversation after sex:
-Do you know what a woman and a nuclear reactor have in common?
-What?
-If the rod is not inserted in time, the consequences can be very destructive.
Virtual sex by correspondence has become increasingly widespread. Well, you can’t get infected, there’s no risk of pregnancy, it’s not very scary when you don’t know your partner well. The only contraindication is illiteracy.
At night, the husband wakes up his wife, hands him pills and a glass of water:
-Have a drink.
-What kind of pills are this?
-For headaches.
-But I don’t have a headache.
-Finally!
After sex.
-It was very cool! You screamed so hard!..
-I’m just afraid of the dark…
— How is your libido?
- Libi…what?
- Do you have a desire to have sex?
- Oh, well, yes. Just doctor, let’s quickly. My husband is waiting in the car.
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