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Black comedy, also known as dark comedy, morbid humor, gallows humor, black humor, or dark humor, is a style of comedy that makes light of subject matter that is generally considered taboo, particularly subjects that are normally considered serious or painful to discuss. Writers and comedians often use it as a tool for exploring vulgar issues by provoking discomfort, serious thought, and amusement for their audience. Thus, in fiction, for example, the term black comedy can also refer to a genre in which dark humor is a core component. Cartoonist Charles Addams was famous for such humor, e.g. depicting a boy decorating his bedroom with stolen warning signs including “NO DIVING – POOL EMPTY”, “STOP – BRIDGE OUT” and “SPRING CONDEMNED.”
ROPE JOKE
This happens in one of the regions of Greece, where the monasteries are located in the mountains, which can only be climbed in a cradle that is lifted from below by two monks using a rope. One tourist nevertheless dared to visit these cultural monuments. When the cradle reached the middle, the tourist saw that the rope was already quite frayed. He asks the monk accompanying him:
“Tell me, do you change the rope often?”
“As soon as it breaks, we replace it.”
HAPPINESS JOKE
A person is happy for 7 years in his life – 6 years before school and 1 year after retirement.
NUCLEAR JOKE
Contrary to the advice of the military, never close your eyes and do not fall with your feet towards a nuclear explosion, because in any case you are seeing this show for the first and last time in your life.
CAT JOKE
“My little daughter refuses to eat fish. What can replace it?”
“A cat. Cats love fish very much.”
AMERICAN ARMY JOKE
Advertising for the American Army: If you join our ranks, then, among other things, you will get the opportunity to travel around the world, see different countries, meet interesting people and kill them!
TRUE FRIEND JOKES
“A true friend is someone to whom you can bring home a body in a bag and he won’t even ask what’s inside.”
“No. A true friend is someone who will never bring a body in a bag home to you.”
WIFE JOKE
Two friends:
“I want to eat something fatty and unhealthy.”
“You can eat my wife?”
STEREOTYPE JOKE
If a black cat crossed your path, followed by a black dog, then a black granddaughter, and then a black grandparent, it means either they dug up a high-voltage wire, or you are in Harlem.
OPEN SEA JOKE
On the open sea, the navigator on the ship fell ill. After examining the patient, the doctor thought about it.
“Doctor, is anything serious?”
“No, I’m just remembering who else is familiar with navigation.”
CIRCUS HORSE JOKE
The entertainer at the circus announces:
“…and now you will see a unique talking horse”, under the growing thunder of drums, an old nag is brought out, lifted under the arch of the circus and thrown down, the horse in flight shouts:
“God! When will I die?”
AVIATION JOKE
In the early days of aviation, the chief engineer was almost always also the chief pilot. This automatically led to the very early disappearance of bad engineering in aviation.
WORK TROUBLE JOKE
Night flight. The passengers are all asleep. Suddenly the plane begins to descend sharply. One of the passengers, sensing this, wakes up and sees that the full crew with parachutes is scratching at the tail of the plane. The passenger grabs the hand of the captain running last and asks:
“Captain! Did something happen?!”
The captain takes candy out of his mouth, smiles, pats the passenger on the shoulder: “It’s okay, troubles at work.”
SNIPER JOKE
No need to run from a sniper, you’ll just die tired!
DANCE JOKE
“Teacher, why am I dancing so bad?”
“Let’s see. So you have 10 toes!”
“So what? All have 10 toes.”
“Three on the left and seven on the right?”
DREAM JOKE
As a child, Tony dreamed of becoming a doctor – a surgeon. But when he grew up, he realized: in order to cut people, you don’t have to graduate from medical school.
TELESCOPE JOKE
You can look at the Sun through a telescope twice: once with your left eye and once with your right…
DOG JOKE
“Hello, does your dog bite?”
“Come in, come in! I’m curious myself, it’s only been my second day with her…”
RED LIGHT JOKE
The son asks his dad:
“Dad, can I cross the street when the light is red?”
“Yes you can. Just when you cross, raise your hands up.”
“What for?”
“To make it easier to take off your T-shirt in the morgue!!!”
VEGAN JOKE
I’ve been eating vegan meat for a couple of years now and I feel great! One inconvenience is that you have to hunt for a vegan every week.
PLANE CAPITAN
“Captain, we have a hole, below the waterline!”
“Can you fix it?”
“No!”
“Prepare the lifeboats!”
“Captain, there are no boats!”
“Prepare your life jackets!”
“Captain, but there is only one!”
“Ok?” – says the captain, and after a little hesitation, he grabs the vest and jumps overboard.
“Damn! What a hole, what a waterline,” thought the captain of the plane, rapidly approaching the ground.
WIFE JOKE
A man rides across a field on a camel, and his wife walks ahead of him. A neighbor comes to the meeting and says:
“What are you doing? After all, even the Koran says that a wife should not go ahead of her husband!
“When the Koran was written, the fields were not mined!!!”
NOBEL JOKE
Alfred Nobel was not the first to invent dynamite. It’s just that the previous inventors could not be identified.
TYSON FURY JOKE
It took Tyson Fury only 11 hits to defeat the Germany football national team.
HELPLINE JOKE
Helpline. An exhausted consultant psychotherapist has been talking for the 4th hour with a man who has terrible depression:
“Have you thought about suicide?”
“No…”
“Think, think!”
KIDNEY JOKE
“I was told that if you give a kidney to a sick person, you will earn great respect.
I didn’t understand why the hysteria started when I brought five kidneys to the hospital at once…”
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