40 Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes to Make Your Laugh Today

The knock-knock joke is an audience-participation joke ending with a pun; a knock-knock joke is primarily a child’s joke, though there are exceptions.

The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, “Knock, knock!”; the recipient responds, “Who’s there?” The teller gives a name (such as “Noah”), a description (such as “Police”), or something that purports to be a name (such as “Needle”). The other person then responds by asking the caller’s surname (“Noah who?” / “Police who?” / “Needle who?”), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name (“Noah place I can spend the night?” / “Police let me in—it’s cold out here!” / “Needle little help with the groceries!”).^[1]

The formula of the joke is usually followed strictly, though there are cases where it is subverted.

• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Mayan Ipples. (Mayan Ipples who?) Mayan Ipples are so hard right now.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Izzy Data. (Izzy Data who?) Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) A yam. (A yam who?) A yam so wet for you right now.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Amanda squeeze. (Amanda squeeze who?) You want amanda squeeze you all night?
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Tara. (Tara who?) Tara McClosoff.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Someone. (Someone who?) Someone who will get you laid.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) [Sexy voice:] Who would you like it to be?
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Justin. (Justin who?) You’re justin time to see me strip for you.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ben. (Ben who?) Ben down and kiss my booty!
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ivanna Seymour. (Ivanna Seymour who?) Ivanna Seymour of you, naked.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Parton! (Parton who?) Parton my lips for you.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ivana. (Ivana who?) Ivana kiss you all over.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ivan. (Ivan who?) Ivan to do something naughty with you!
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Anita! Anita who? Anita you right now!
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ida. (Ida who?) Ida rather be naked with you right now.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Dewey! (Dewey who?) Dewey have a condom handy?
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ida Comfort. (Ida Comfort who?) Ida comfort you a long time ago if I’d known how hot you are.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Al. (Al who?) Al let you touch my booty if you open this door.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ben Hur. (Ben Hur who?) Ben hur over!
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Iguana. (Iguana who?) Iguana feel you up, baby.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ice cream. (Ice cream who?) Ice cream for you all night long.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Dozer. (Dozer who?) Dozer some great assets you got there.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Baby owl. (Baby owl who?) Baby owl see you later at my place.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Howie. (Howie who?) Howie gonna get freaky tonight?
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Gladiator. (Gladiator who?) Gladiator during that threesome.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Boo. (Boo who?) Will you stop crying if I give you a kiss?
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Orange. (Orange who?) Orange you glad this isn’t actually a banana?
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) When where. (When where who?) Tonight, my place, you and me.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Do you want two CDs? (Do you want two CDs who?) Do you want to CDs nudes?
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Jamaican. (Jamaican who?) Jamaican me horny.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Anita. (Anita who?) Anita you inside me.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Waiter. (Waiter who?) Just waiter I get my hands on you.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Baghdad. (Baghdad who?) I’d love to see you Baghdad ass up.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Disguise. (Disguise who?) Disguise your boyfriend? I can do you better.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ike Anne. (Ike Anne who?) Ike Anne rock your world, baby.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Phil. (Phil who?) Phil McCrackin.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Orange. (Orange who?) Orange you excited to see me naked later?
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Lisa. (Lisa who?) Lisa you could do is help me get these pants off.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) King Yvonne. (King Yvonne who?) Kinky Von Kinkster, at your service.
• Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Boss bank. (Boss bank who?) Boss bank you tonight if you’re naughty.