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Black humor about children and teenagers
Dive into a delightful collection of jokes that span across cultures, experiences, and perspectives. Our carefully curated selection of 30 jokes aims to tickle your funny bone while promoting inclusivity and understanding. Perfect for sharing with friends and family, these jokes are sure to bring laughter and joy to everyone.
Two things never grow old: dark humor and unvaccinated children.
One girl was so afraid of jumping with a parachute that she jumped without one.
– Mom, look, a pigeon! Do you have bread?
– Eat without bread!
A neighbor’s kid challenged me to a water pistol fight. I’m just writing this message while the water is boiling.
Mom, why did you say that you can’t eat yellow snow? Because it’s salty?
Although Mary missed at the shooting range, no one stopped her from taking the bear.
Black jokes about relationships
I was digging a hole in the garden and suddenly I dug up a whole chest of gold. I was about to run home to tell my wife about the valuable find. Then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
When I see lovers’ names carved on trees, I don’t find it romantic. It’s terrible that people go on dates with knives.
– I sent my friend to get potatoes, and he was hit by a car.
– OMG! So what are you going to do now?
– I don’t know. Rice, probably.
I am the kindest person in the world. If there is someone kinder, I will kill him and again become the kindest.
Yesterday, one person died next to me. It’s good that there were empty seats on the bus, so I moved on unnoticed.
Murder. Male, 38 years old. His mother stabbed him for stepping on a wet, freshly washed floor.
– Have you detained his mother?
– No, the floor is still wet.
Yesterday I wanted to drown all my problems! But the wife refused to go swimming.
If you love sarcasm, you also love driving into the forest in the trunk.
If you constantly receive threatening calls, do not despair. The main thing is that you are remembered and someone needs you.
Jokes about everyday situations
A blind man walks into a store, picks up a guide dog and starts spinning it above his head.
– What are you doing?!
– I’m looking around.
Misfortune never comes alone. After the explosion at the cement plant, it rained, and life at the enterprise finally came to a standstill.
When you donate one kidney to a terminally ill patient, people adore you. It’s strange that if you hand over five kidneys, people call the police.
I love walking through the swamps!
To avoid being blown away, it is enough to follow two simple rules – do not eat at night and do not smoke near a gas station.
I realized that there was a hurricane outside when a neighbor flew past the window, hanging laundry on the balcony.
Two men meet in the next world, one says to the other: “How did you die?”
“Fell from the 9th floor, and you?”
“You should have watched where you were falling!”
I used to love working at the sawmill, but I got cut off.
How the world changes when you look at it through the lenses of an optical sight!
What is the difference between a polygraph and a flatiron?
A polygraph is a lie detector, and a flatiron is a truth detector.
Jokes about death and thoughts about it
From the entry in the “Book of Complaints and Suggestions” of the supermarket: “The goods are not very conveniently located. For example, ropes are in the household department, soap is in the cosmetics department, stools are generally on another floor, in the furniture department.”
Jokes about drowning people are usually not funny because they lie on the surface.
The cat died a year ago. So I still slow down in the corridor, where he liked to lie, so as not to trip over him in the dark. Maybe it’s time to bury him?
The acrobat died on the trampoline, but continued to delight the audience for some time.
My girlfriend’s dog died, and to cheer her up, I found and brought her exactly the same one. She burst into tears and asked me: “Why do I need two dead dogs?”
– No, I won’t climb over the balcony, I’m claustrophobic!
– Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. Where do you see the enclosed space here?
– In a coffin!
The fake trainer at the circus was quickly seen through.
All mushrooms can be eaten. Some of them – once.
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