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“Get ready to flash your pearly whites with these 30 funny jokes about dentists! From puns about cavities to witty one-liners about flossing, this collection is sure to make you grin from ear to ear. Whether you’re a dental enthusiast or just in need of a good laugh, these jokes will have you smiling brighter than a freshly polished set of teeth. So sit back, relax, and prepare to giggle your way through the world of dentistry!”
Patient:
Doctor, doctor, my teeth are yellow. What should I do?
Dentist:
Wear a brown tie.
Little trick:
If you are exhausted by toothache, then just make an appointment with the dentist and sit in the waiting room for a while – the pain will go away.
Dentist’s diagnosis:
Patient wiped his teeth, rejoicing at the success of those around him.
An experienced dentist invites patients for experiments.
A patient comes to the dentist. The doctor says that the diseased tooth will have to be pulled out.
“How much is it?” – asks the patient.
“You see, since I am a beginner doctor and have no experience in removing teeth yet, I only charge 100 euros per hour.”
A girl comes to the dentist, he examined her and says:
“Your tooth will probably have to be pulled out.”
“Oh, doctor, I’m so afraid… Honestly, I would rather give birth than pull out a tooth.
“Well, then take off your clothes.”
“Patient, get ready, it’s going to hurt a little. Ready? For my help you should pay 7000 dollars!”
“Doctor, do you remember when my nerves were crazy, what did you advise me?”
“Get a lover!”
“So, explain to my husband that I’m not a whore, but I’m being on treatment!”
“Patient, you urgently need surgery.”
“Doctor, is the operation free?”
“If you are not interested in the result, then yes.”
“You will be charged three hundred dollars for the removal of this tooth.”
“Why? You charge a hundred, right?”
“Yes, but your screams scared the next two patients.”
Queue at the dentist’s office. The quiet buzz of the drill is suddenly interrupted by hellish screams. A minute later, a bloody patient comes out.
Queue, alarmed:
“Does it really hurt that much?!”
Patient spitting out a bitten finger from his mouth:
“Of course…”
At the dentist’s appointment:
“Doctor, I’m worried about my front teeth. My wife said that if I continue to cheat on her, then I will lose them… or should I see a venereologist?”
The line at the dentist, a young woman comes into the office and says to the doctor with concern:
“My front tooth hurts.”
“Well, let’s go, now we’ll do an x-ray, we’ll take a look.”
“Oh, you know, I probably can’t get an x-ray, I’m pregnant.”
“You know, we have a new X-ray, it’s not even an X-ray at all, it’s very safe.”
“Well, I do not think it is safe. I’ve already messed up with safe sex…”
“The new Rich Access brush gets into even the hardest to reach places.”
“…I don’t have teeth in hard-to-reach places!”
“How to protect yourself from pregnancy?”
“Drink tea with lemon.”
“Before or after?”
“Instead of.”
“Both of your teeth are inflamed, we will have to remove them.”
“And how much will it be?”
“One hundred and fifty dollars.”
“One hundred and fifty for two minutes of work?”
“Well, if you like, I can drag them for at least two hours!”
There are three basic rules for keeping your teeth in good shape:
1. Clean them twice a day.
2. Visit your dentist at least twice a year.
3. Don’t poke your nose into other people’s business.
A husband and wife came to the dentist.
“Do you need anesthesia or will do without?” – asked the doctor.
“Without anesthesia!” – the husband firmly decided.
“Bravo!”, said the dentist… “a brave man has finally appeared!”
“Sit in the chair, dear,” said the husband.
“Your grandmother is so funny! She just smiles all the time!”
“No she is not, stomatologist inserted the wrong size prosthesis for her!”
Paul comes to dad and asks:
“How long does a tube of toothpaste last?”
“I don’t know.”
“Then you should know this: for the entire hallway and half of the kitchen.”
In dentistry.
“Are you afraid?”
“Nope!”
“Then why did the shoe covers fog up?”
The dentist says to the patient:
“As soon as I start drilling the tooth, please scream with all your might!”
“What for?”
“You see, there is half an hour left before the broadcast of the football match, and there are still ten people waiting in the corridor to be received!”
Only a dentist can tell a woman: “Please close your mouth!”,and not have any trouble because of it.
“You seem to remove teeth without pain?”
“Yes, without pain.”
“Who will not feel pain: me or you?”
Having treated the tooth, the doctor walked the woman to the door and advised:
“Now try not to open your mouth for three hours.”
At these words, a man rushed from the corridor to the doctor and blurted out, shaking his hand admiringly:
“Well, thank you! Well, thank you!..”
“Doctor, this is not the ill tooth you pulled out”
“Calm down, calm down! I’m already getting there.”
The inscription on the door of the dental surgeon: “Smile! This may be the last time you do this!”
At the dentist’s appointment.
“Doctor, why don’t you wash your hands?”
“For what? You will still lick them…”
A timid girl, experiencing great fear in the dentist’s office, says to the doctor:
“Oh, I’m so afraid of only two doctors – the dentist and the gynecologist…”
“Well, think quickly, how are we going to install the chair?”
In the middle of the night, a private dentist’s phone rings:
“Hello! Doctor, my husband insulted me.”
“Ok, but why are you waking me up, and what does this have to do with me?!”
“Well, doctor, now I has big problems with my teeth, and, apparently, I will urgently need a few stitches.
Did you hear about the dentist who became a musician? He filled cavities with “tooth”paste.
Why did the dentist become a detective? He was looking for plaque-able suspects.
Why did the dentist make a great baseball player? He knew how to handle the tooth curve.
What did the dentist say to the computer? “This byte is worse than your bark.”
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