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Tipsy Kate cheated on her future ex-boyfriend.
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– Mom, who are transvestites?
– I don’t know, son, go ask uncle Ben!…
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Following all the rules, you miss all the fun.
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A knock in the door:
– Tell me, do homosexuals live here?
– I don’t know, I’ll ask my wife. Bryan, do we have homosexuals here?
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If I had wings, they would prevent me from crawling.
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I was told yesterday that I live in fantasy and I almost fell off my unicorn.
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I registered to see if she had registered, to see if I had registered.
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“How are your children?”
“We are very tired, we do not get enough sleep, we have no time for ourselves at all.”
“And how is Helene?”
“I am Helene. Peter looks even worse.”
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“If you will behave well, mommy will return your inhaler.
Don’t wheeze at your mother!”
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Carl from Clara stole a McLaren, and Clara from Carl stole a Corvette.
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The main thing in life is not to let yourself be chalked!
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The former juggler almost brought his drinking buddies to a heart attack.
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Nothing demoralizes the enemy like Scottish paratroopers.
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“Have you invited Irene to visit us? I think she is a whore!”
“I hope so too.”
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“According to statistics, every second woman is unfaithful to her husband.”
“I do not need statistics. Give surnames, addresses, phones.”
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A work colleague asks another:
– Do you have photos of your bride naked?
– Of course no!
– You want some?
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You don’t know how to live – live happily!
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Men and dresses are not too much, especially if the girl is not married!
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How can you distinguish a good person from a bad one when you meet a guy if they both want the same thing from you?
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