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First of all, no one has anything against your mother. It’s just that sometimes jokes and fake insults towards your mom are hilarious! You know these jokes aren’t meant to be taken seriously, but somehow they can just get under people’s skin, making them that much funnier!
What are Yo Mama jokes?
“Yo Mama” or the more grammatically correct “Your Mama” jokes are typical insults to someone’s mother.” If you want to insult someone, hit them where it hurts – by insulting their mom!
Also known as mom jokes, your mom jokes have a format that usually begins with the words “Yo mama…”. This is followed by a crude but witty statement about his mother.
For example, “Your mom is so fat that her picture will fall off the wall.”
Just imagine hearing someone say that your mom is fat, ugly, stupid or worse, wouldn’t that make your blood boil?! Although your mom jokes can be offensive, they can be quite witty and funny, which is perfect for people with a youthful sense of humor!
Funny jokes about your mom
Get ready for fun! Maybe you’re just having fun with your friends and want to see who can come up with the most outrageous joke or insult. Make sure you have a funny Yo Mama joke in your arsenal that will knock their socks off!
Real friends know how to laugh at themselves and know how not to take jokes about your mom too personally. Here are some jokes about your mom that will turn funny banter with your friends into something different!
Your mom is so stupid that she was locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Perhaps the floor was more comfortable than the mattress!
Your mom is so stupid that when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
I hope she has antivirus included with it.
Your mother is so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
I wonder if she got a good tip.
Your mom is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
It stings and it made me cry a little.
Your mom is so stupid that she couldn’t read the audiobook.
I can’t read audiobooks either.
Your mother is so stupid that she put the watch in her piggy bank and said that she was saving time.
At least we know she’s a lifesaver!
Your mother is so fat, when she was hit by a bus, she asked: “Who threw that pebble?”
Yo mama is strong!
Your mother is so lazy that she sits at home and is still late for work.
It was probably late at night.
Your mom is so lazy that she woke up from her coma and went back to sleep.
5 more minutes.
Your mom is so stupid that she called me to ask for my phone number.
Maybe she was just double-checking?
Yo moma good jokes
If someone tells you a Yo Mama joke, you better respond with a witty comeback that will either shut them up or make them laugh! Good jokes about your mom can be incredibly stupid and dumb and shouldn’t be taken seriously at all. Remember, this is a joke!
If you’re looking for jokes like, “Yo mama so funny, just looking at her made me laugh,” then take a look at this list of good jokes about your mom!
Your mom is so ugly there’s a sign on her gate that says, “Beware of dogs!”
At least now thieves will think twice before entering her house.
Your mother is so lazy that she stuck her nose out the window so that the wind would blow for her.
This is why I hate it when I get colds.
Your mom is so American that she deep-fries her toothpaste before brushing her teeth.
You need to make sure it tastes good.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked her to move out of the way.
Maybe God just needed more light sources.
Your mom is so stupid that she put sugar on the bed because she wanted sweet dreams.
I wonder what she would do for those with a sweet tooth.
Your mother is so poor that she can’t even attract attention to herself.
Is there a tax on this?
Your mom is so poor, when I jumped into the puddle, she said: “What are you doing in my bathtub?!”
It saves water.
Your mom is so fat that even Dora can’t examine her.
Hola, soy Dora.
Your mother is so fat that she swam in the ocean and Spain took her for her new world.
Who said that land area is a limited source!
Your mom is so dumb that she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
She is a trendsetter!
Your mom is so fat she uses Google Earth to take selfies.
I would give anything to appear on Google Earth.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought Fortnite was an arbitrage night.
She knows where her priorities lie – food.
Your mom is so ugly that she walked into the Haunted House and got a job offer.
At least you know she’ll never be without a job.
Your mom is so stupid that she failed the survey.
You can’t fail the survey.
Your mother is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
She just makes people around her emotional.
Your mom is so mean that she doesn’t get happy meals at McDonald’s.
So she gets her own special kind of Mean Meals.
Your mom is so ugly that even Hello Kitty said “Goodbye Kitty.”
Does your mom know what Hello Kitty is?
Your mom is so old that she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Who knows, she could become Mrs. Burger King.
Your mom is so ugly that people dress up as her for Halloween.
She must be very popular with the kids!
Your mom is so stupid that she returned the donut because it had a hole.
I also hate it when things I buy have holes in them.
Bonus: Your mom makes “SpongeBob” jokes.
Who lives in a pineapple underwater? Sponge Bob Square Pants! Although he is a cartoon character, SpongeBob has a mouth and can say some pretty funny and sometimes mean things. And you know, SpongeBob would make a great theme for Yo Mama. In the words of SpongeBob himself, “Barnacles!”
Here’s a list of jokes we came up with when you combine SpongeBob and Your Mom jokes!
Your mom is so ugly that she is the reason SpongeBob lives in a pineapple underwater.
Or maybe she was so beautiful that SpongeBob lived in a pineapple underwater?
Your mom is so stupid that she thinks Squidward is good at playing the clarinet.
The only person who thinks Squidward is good at this instrument is his mother.
Your mom is so short-legged that SpongeBob mistook her for plankton.
At least the short one is cute!
Your mother is so old that old man Jenkins calls her grandmother.
Age is just a number.
Your mom is so ugly she made SpongeBob shut up.
Your mom has some impressive skills!
Your mom is so stupid that she thought that a Navy SEAL wanted to be friends with you.
She’s just a friendly woman.
Your mom is so lazy that she prefers to steal like Plankton.
She just needs the secret ingredient for Krabi Patti!
Your mother is so blind that she cannot see Mrs. Puff.
Pouty Mrs. Puff or not pouty?
Your mother is so evil that even Karen is afraid of her.
Plankton’s computer wife can be a little rude.
Your mother is so fat that she is mistaken for a whale.
Whales are beautiful creatures.
Your mom is so stupid that she lives under a rock.
Maybe he’s exfoliating her skin.
Your mom is so stupid that she thinks Patrick is a prophet.
Patrick does have some deep thoughts.
Your mom is so poor that she drives a flying clam instead of a boat car.
It is environmentally friendly because it does not use gas.
Your mom is so fat Pearl says they are family.
Maybe your mom can become Pearl’s mom too?
Your mom is so hairy that SpongeBob thought she was Sandy.
It must be a pain having to shave it all off!
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